DTS ( Donald Trump Syndrome) is a terminal disease. Symptoms include bragging, Pathological lying, Narcissism, Conduct disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Abusive attitude, Impulsivity, entitlement, Tempermentalness, and anything your elementary school bully did. People with DTS often die from fatal wounds, concussions, internal bleeding, and being ignored. Docter's autopsy reports often include mysterious objects in the intestine: large sums of money, chicken bones, black tar, and Russian receipt notes. Some people you may know with DTS are Robert Holcomb, from 60 days in on A&E, any overly qualified high school teacher, most community college professors, and every celebrity.
Jeff, from the country club, has a fatal case of DTS. Jeff was recorded rigging the golf course, but he still insists that he won because he is like "really" good and has a very stable birdie.
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One who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and/or gratification thereby, with no intention of granting the aforementioned
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Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a DT...
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LaFawnda kept screaming "oh my got" when they pulled her out of her car after catching her shoplifting a bag of makeup from Ulta. Looks like she had a case of the DT's
That Marjorie Taylor Green kept saying she had something "impordant" to talk about? I'm not sure what the hell she's talking about? Maybe she has the DT's?
That Marjorie Taylor Green kept saying she had something "impordant" to talk about? I'm not sure what the hell she's talking about? Maybe she has the DT's?
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