dreamsexual

a mental disorder in which the victim finds themselves in love with a member of the dream smp or the poor streamer himself.
person A: i identify as a dreamsexual
person B: you need some holy water.

person A: no! he is my savior and i shall worship him!
person B: find help.
by valentinatheweeb December 14, 2021
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Dumbass: I'm dreamsexual!!! UwU

Father:

Humans:

Haha imagine no family or bitches
by Mr.Wojtynasfanpage April 26, 2022
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A word meant for fatherless children who are so eager for attention they make their favorite YouTube a sexuality.
Child: dad I’m dreamsexual!
Dad: *goes for milk*
Fatherless Child: dad?
by Kdog1170 January 25, 2022
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An absolute social reject, that has never had any social contact in their entire fucking life. They have to use their favourite overrated youtuber to get into the LGBTQ+ community. Also called an absolute disgrace for humanity.
person 1 " I am dreamsexual!"

any human fucking being " you're a fucking mistake."
by ronkysbonky March 08, 2022
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A Dreamsexual is someone who believes they are sexually oriented to a literal green blob. (Popular MCYT Dream) These people are most likely delusional and if not, certainly missing at least one parental figure.
Sally: "Hey I'm Dreamsexual"
Sally's father: "Get the fuck out of my house"
by bouncydogfuneral March 10, 2022
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When you decide to be a degenerate and sexualize with a YouTuber
Cringe: Dad, I’m a dreamsexual!
Dad: time to get milk
by Not a Dream Stan March 20, 2022
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After smash opening into the door, Kasey's father slowly crept to his wife. She was huddled in a corner, sobbing, begging for her life. As her husband raises her hand to hit her, Kasey opened up her laptop and subscribed to Dream. "I'm Dreamsexual" Kasey shouted. MIraculously, her father began to disappear like that one scene from Avengers: Endgame and Infinity War. As her father turned into dust, a note was left on the ground of her parents bedroom. Her mother and she slowly walked over to the unknowing piece of paper. "What does it say Kasey?" said Kasey's mother in relief. "I don't know, Kasey replied... it says "I'm going to get some milk from the store, I'll be back in an hour".
by Snow-Owl June 03, 2022
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