douch

an ignorant selfish person

look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off

by dano January 22, 2003

Douche

A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.

That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.

by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003

Douche

the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids

look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags

by DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT February 11, 2009

douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!

by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008

Douche

A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.

Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.

by SickestPersonEver November 07, 2009

Douche

The person who is reading this...

You are a douche

by L.A.S.E.R.F.A.C.E. August 15, 2017

douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Jim Rome, Rich Lord think they know it all freaking douche bags

by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008