Fucking dies

The act a person commits when the are utterly destroyed by pure poetry.

Guy 1: I can't believe you don't like tiktok
Guy 2: I hope you connect two small lego pieces and can't pull them apart.
Guy 1: *fucking dies*

by Dried-Fried-Moist-Rough-Harry- June 26, 2021

Dis Dick

used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

by C.T. ThA BeAsT!!! February 20, 2009

Fucking dies

The thing that happens after destructing in dis war

Person 1 ur mom gay

Person 2 no u

Person 1 fucking dies

by MKtrap July 13, 2019

nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

by cougarSW2 April 25, 2005

dis dick

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

by Horatio Sands September 14, 2003

Gibby Dies

Damn Gibby Died

Damn Gibby dies

by Gibby Fckn dies July 03, 2019

dis' aint'

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

by Mike_Litoris July 20, 2011