When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 7, 2023
Get the Asian Delaymug. Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 13, 2020
Get the Doom Loop Delaymug. The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
Get the The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delaymug. Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
Get the Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF)mug. The late arrival for the more exclusive/popular (famous) guests.
The term is both used to excuse late arrivals and practised to appear more popular, exclusive, busy and sensational.
The term is both used to excuse late arrivals and practised to appear more popular, exclusive, busy and sensational.
BEN: Dude we're so fucking late!
JOHN: That's alright Ben, you know... fame delay. Am I right?
OR
BEN: Come on, let's go!
JOHN: No way dude! Don't forget about fame delay. We should at least arrive one hour into the party.
BEN: Oh yeah right. We're so V.I.P.!
FIONA: Omg guys. Stop being such assholes.
JOHN: That's alright Ben, you know... fame delay. Am I right?
OR
BEN: Come on, let's go!
JOHN: No way dude! Don't forget about fame delay. We should at least arrive one hour into the party.
BEN: Oh yeah right. We're so V.I.P.!
FIONA: Omg guys. Stop being such assholes.
by Longtimeman October 12, 2019
Get the fame delaymug. Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023
Get the Rain Delaymug. The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.
by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019
Get the disabled delaymug.