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Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?
Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
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Arsenal of Democracy

A psuedo-random coined by President Biden's address to American Public on the Israel-Palestine and Ukraine-Russia conflicts to describe "tools of ethnic cleansing of (mostly women and children) civilian populations, because the adult military age males have all been turned into human shrapnel by the military industrial complex, headed by BlackRock, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin's profiteering war machine, as part of America's undisputed role as World Police, escalating foreign conflicts in countries that hate them, using their for previous usage of their "Arsenal of Democracy".
The American "Arsenal of Democracy" Indiscriminately slaughter an estimated 150,000 - 300,000 innocent civilians during the unjustified and unprovoked Iraq War and WMD false-pretense, as a response to the World Trade Centre 911 Attacks, where sitting President Bush didn't take geography, and blamed the wrong country, and then became the most prestigious war criminal in the 21st century.
by sane-person-in-a-crazy-world October 19, 2023
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democracy

Democracy is a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
But the people retreads
After a vote we decide to rape you in the name of democracy
by JackWild November 24, 2023
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Democracy

Leftist code word for Democratarchy; a 1-Party state controlled by Democrat National Committee based on the foundations of communism in which Antifa and BLM act as the militant arms while the Soros owned DA's arrest and prosecute anyone who stands in their way while letting violent criminals go free.
The chosen religion is Transgenderism and Homosexuality.
Everything is a threat to OUR democracy but just ignore everything anti-democratic we do.
by Pelosi Hammered Me April 7, 2023
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Democracy

Leftist code word for Democratarchy; a 1-Party state controlled by Democrat National Committee based on the foundations of communism in which Antifa and BLM act as the militant arms while the Soros owned DA's arrest and prosecute anyone who stands in their way while letting violent criminals go free.
The chosen religion is Transgenderism and Homosexuality.
Everything is a threat to OUR democracy but just ignore everything anti-democratic we do.
by Pelosi Hammered Me April 7, 2023
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democracy

Controlling everything you see, hear and read.
Selecting your electoral candidates.
Protecting the corrupt Freemason DeMoly
Democracy is demon aristocracy.
Freemasonry is a breeding program.
Q. Want the truth?
A. Take a walk through your oldest cemeteries, your hi-story is there for all who can see.
by SayNah April 8, 2023
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democracy

Revised definition for 2020: A form of governance in which only Republicans are allowed to win.
Trump lost by 7 million votes, filed over 50 lawsuits and lost all of them, and was rejected by the Supreme Court twice. This is NOT DEMOCRACY!!!
by causticAnatomy December 13, 2020
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