Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)

“Hey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?”

by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021

Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021

Dant

When Dan goes on a rant about any topic, usually political or economic

"Oh great, hes going on a dant again"

by Sergeant Arch Dornan October 11, 2023

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Is《¤》Dante《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》Andre《¤》Braugher《¤》Is《¤》Vergil《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》&《¤》Brian《¤》Baillie《¤》Is《¤》Sparda《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Is《¤》Dante《¤》,《¤》comma《¤》Andre《¤》Braugher《¤》Is《¤》Vergil《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》And《¤》&《¤》Brian《¤》Baillie《¤》Is《¤》Sparda《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

dante

a registered sex offender

“did you hear that kid who sexually assaulted that girl?! he’s such a dante”

by ihateamerica1234272 June 9, 2022

Dante

Dante is a bottom

"Bro Dante's such a bottom"
"Yeah ikr?"

by Fridge.beans November 28, 2021

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024