paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.

Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.

by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Newfie Speed and Custom

Slang name for any "Canadian Tire" store. Quite possibly the most inept automotive shop in all of Canada.

"Whomever changed the oil in your car, forgot to put more back in. Where did you go?"

"I took it to Newfie Speed and Custom."

"Uh, oh. 'Nuff said!!!"

by D.Gould November 3, 2007

customizing

A trend that has become popular for everything. Customizing clothes, customizing meals, customizing cars, customizing in video games, customizing houses, customizing t-shirts, customizing hairstyles,etc,etc,etc...
Can get really annoying and invasive.

"Godammit, I wanna play Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge but I gotta do all this customizing bullshit. Argh!! I don't care what hairstyle he has, no, i don't want to select my character's sexual preference..."

by cerealtitties January 11, 2006

customoron

idiotic customer, irritating customer, the way you are treated in some shops

The customoron was asking for Jane Austen in the periodicals section.

by bestselling February 24, 2008

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005