When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.
by Stedanold December 10, 2016
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Thing- oh wow that was a thing
Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.
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Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.
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Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
by Quantmebad December 4, 2018
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girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
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