Optimus Crime was the admin of a message board on the dark web called Hack BB where criminals would do nothing but sell hacks, discuss crime, and perfect their scamming game. You could find very in depth articals about everything from carding, fake ids, and other fraud shit to How to change your identity and disappear completely. Optimus was a regular contributor to this forum and wrote a lengthy document about "how to disappear completely."
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
The website was literally the best hive of criminal minds you could imagine. And Optimus Crime was the admin. A big side of the site was buying and selling cards, hacks, malware...etc.
No one suspected a thing that Optimus crime was about to rip van winkle everyone with all of the coins that were currently in escrow. Well he did, and disappeared completely and a lot of people were out of a lot of bitcoin.
Dont trust that dude Optimus Crime, he wrote 100 page pdf files on how to create, assume, and use new identities.
by cadfaOHHHHNIgghey April 12, 2021
Get the Optimus Crimemug. by ajobbins September 24, 2010
Get the crime of passionmug. A word that describes young(around 14 years old) girls who Darko thinks are sexy but not acceptable to have sexual intercourses with.
by Ass hunter 3 December 9, 2013
Get the Crime Pussymug. Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy
by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005
Get the the perfect crimemug. a very serious crime for which a person will normally be sent to the Crown Court for trial e.g., robbery, murder or indecent assault
'The Korean Central News Agency said... that the court found the two US Journalist women guilty of committing an unspecified "grave crime" and illegally crossing into North Korea.'
by Sharp12 June 8, 2009
Get the grave crimemug. Crimes committed during wartime, usually violating international law. Killing civilians, torture, etc. This other idiot is an anti-semite who is trying to justify the Holocaust. Probably a cross dressing Hitler worshipper with no brain and no dick
The german people committed the worst war crimes ever against millions of polish people, jews, russian soldiers, gypsies, those with disabilities, homosexuals, and eastern europeans during WWII
by LLI March 25, 2004
Get the war crimesmug. Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.
by busterbitch June 11, 2020
Get the Perfect Crimemug.