welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.

He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.

by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

trimble cramble

It's a word that usually can describe a man / woman who tremble a lot while crambling.

It also describes a man / woman who trembles a lot and does small accident's like dropping a plate of crambles on the floor.

Karen i told you not to trimble cramble from the plate of sandwiches you know those are expensive!

by Red Camo July 24, 2020

Mrs crimbles

Mrs crimbles is a fucking legend

Molly: Have you eaten a packet of mrs crimbles recently
Me: Yeah they’re fucking scrumptious

by Thatbitcheve August 11, 2020

Kaleb Cramblett

A skinny white dude who skateboards and plays video games and loves to kiss his dog

Wow is that Kaleb Cramblett?
Yes it is.
Is he making out with his dog?

Yes he is.

by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021