Creamy Pup

When You are recieving Oral Pleasure from a girl an You Pull out your wang and blow right up her nose. If done right she will cry white tears of semen

Aw i totally gave your gran a creamy pup last night at the bingo

by Ji-Tee Ya bam January 06, 2008

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Creamy Comb

The sexual act in which a woman rubs her vagina on a man's head(cranium) while he is standing upright. After orgrasm the man's hair appears to have been combed with "cream".

I was walking down the street one day when a naked chick jumped on my head and gave me a creamy comb.

I didn't have time to shower, so my girl gave me a creamy comb.

by Amanda, Erin, Jen, JoeJak October 04, 2006

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Creamy Caesar

the act of having butt sex and then "blowing your load" in the recivers ass and then later having them force the cum out of their ass and run down thier back side.

Ben likes to get creamy caesars from jeff befor he goes to bed so he can sleep easier.

by Redgy&Jake February 20, 2007

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Creamy Onion

When Jason Vorhees pulls you under the water and fondles your testicles, eventually letting you live.

Chris: What Happened to you?

Mike: After that creamy onion, i decided to never get in the water again.

by Boz Scaggert November 05, 2006

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creamy tenderloin

An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.

A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.

by MisterThief117 May 04, 2014

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