country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

country year

A period of time which seems to go by very slowly due to the lack of activity.

"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"

by Andyadmin August 1, 2019

country beer

A delicious, balanced, intricate, complex, moderately tart saison brewed by Suarez brewing.

Dan: I am going to Suarez this weekend
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.

by Neuhaus blending December 31, 2019

Country Swag

When someone dresses/acts as though they are from the hood and may even reside in the hood but have a southern accent and enjoy and partake in activities that are considered favorite past times of people from the country or rural areas such as, four-wheelin’, hunting, fishing, or muddin’

“Wow! Terrell has that “country swag’ wearing those Jordan’s while four-wheelin’”

by SMacMiller November 24, 2020

unicode country

A country where you need unicode to encode text because the characters they use are outside traditional 8-bit encodings.

At US Border control, someone from a unicode country will queue together with other aliens.

From the easy job of porting his american software, Bob learned that Sweden is not a unicode country.

by henrik65 November 5, 2010

Buster country

A Buster that once fought along side Buster City, also from Buster international Airways.

Hey man did you see Buster Country last night at the Buster international Airways? He said he was coming to help Buster City.

by THEREALGFLAT April 8, 2022

Country Gunny

A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.

Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.

by DinduEnuff April 21, 2019