Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) mug.It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.
1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy
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Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy
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Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy
by DanishThaMenace December 17, 2021
Get the Aluminium Conspiracy mug.Something made up by morons because they either lack understanding in political and scientific consensus, ergo disbelieving it to cover up the fact they aren't educated on those topics. In short, a conspiracy theory is made to make stupid people feel more intelligent and scholarly, albeit the only sources they have gathered information from are either from YouTube, Facebook, or some satire hoax video or an article from a conspiracy website rather than an official source or fact checking their sources before blindly believing it. They won't research on both sides of the narrative because they are biased towards their narrative and prefer to cherry pick their evidence, e.g they won't check for logical fallacies or contradictions, won't check if the source has a history of spreading misinformation, they won't bother checking the date of when the source was published, on this account they begin to spout shit that had already been disproved by professionals or those in power. For those who are unable to differentiate between critical thinking and conspiracy theorism, conspiracy theorists tend to blindly follow a source, ironically they call their more intellectually superior counterparts sheeple for blindly following the mainstream news, but they nevertheless follow an alternative source by some random guy on social media or a conspiracy or pseudoscience article.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of "pLaNdEmIc?"
Educated person: Yes I have heard of the plandemic conspiracy theory, but because I actually took my time to search for errors in the source i.e logical fallacies, who created the video (an anti vaxxer) and research on what scientists had to say about it and according to the scientists, the vaccine is safe and I shall be having it when it is my turn. 😁
Idiot: Yeah whatever dumb sheeple 💉🐑
So don't be like the idiot and be like the educated person because the educated person has done their critical thinking, used fact check sources such as BBC reality check, researched the truth about vaccines on pro-science sources etc. If you are unsure of the type of websites you should be retaining facts from, try asking a professional i.e a doctor, librarian, teacher or a professor.
Educated person: Yes I have heard of the plandemic conspiracy theory, but because I actually took my time to search for errors in the source i.e logical fallacies, who created the video (an anti vaxxer) and research on what scientists had to say about it and according to the scientists, the vaccine is safe and I shall be having it when it is my turn. 😁
Idiot: Yeah whatever dumb sheeple 💉🐑
So don't be like the idiot and be like the educated person because the educated person has done their critical thinking, used fact check sources such as BBC reality check, researched the truth about vaccines on pro-science sources etc. If you are unsure of the type of websites you should be retaining facts from, try asking a professional i.e a doctor, librarian, teacher or a professor.
by UltimateDoge March 28, 2021
Get the Conspiracy Theory mug.A conspiracy theory relating to the idea of large companies or authorities removing or changing media and convincing the public that their memory of it is incorrect. The name is derived from how many people remember the Fruit of The Loom logo having a cornucopia despite the lack of evidence or acknowledgement from the company.
by TakerOfTaking January 20, 2024
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The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.
The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.
Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
by Ontological June 27, 2018
Get the conspiracy arsonist mug.\kənˈspɪrəsi ɒv ˈɪdɪəts\ (noun) A group of idiots, loosely gathered, characterized by lack of self-awareness and an intellectual inability to empathize.
What we have here is a conspiracy of idiots.
by phurbutt January 7, 2022
Get the conspiracy of idiots mug.Cynic 1: Have you checked out that new arts collective Conspiracy Gallery? I hear they do traveling shows all over.
Cynic 2: Ya I caught a show at this really small house party once.
Cynic 1: Cool
Cynic 2: Ya I caught a show at this really small house party once.
Cynic 1: Cool
by crungler November 18, 2010
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