console

function dictio(win){

return "console." + win.ie8 + "!"}
var ie8="log(internetExplore)";
var rosesAndLollipops=ie8;

2:console.log(1:aj.log(dictio(rosesAndLollipops)))

by AJ2023 October 21, 2023

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

Consolitis

A word to describe those who only play video games on consoles.

Bro 1) I think aim assist is stupid! you shouldn't be aided for intentionally playing at a disadvantage!
Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!

by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.

After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.

by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025

Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?

Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Console-incel

A young man of an online community who consider themselves unable to enjoy Gaming on a platform/console they Do Not prefer, often associated with views that r Hostile toward other Gamers, Games & Consoles whom having fun & doing good

Term Invented by @Katharsyis

He is such a console-incel, so unable to just have fun!

by @Katharsyis June 5, 2024

cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.

Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024