Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.

Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024

Rust Console

Rust Console is one of the most competitive games on console.

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by !THEJACKJACKALOPE November 29, 2023

Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?

Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Rust Console Edition

The most Dogshit and laggiest game on Console, You will get Offlined and BRUTALLY RAPED by everyone even Nakeds will Fuck you

Rust Console Edition is the Shittest game out there dude. It felt like I Got brutally raped and PTSD. FUCK THAT GAME, I might play tomorrow to Take L’s all day and get shat on by full kits 👍

by Monkeysasshole March 21, 2023

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020