conandrum

A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy

NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!

by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010

coney island sea breeze

When an individual farts under the blankets and then uses his or her arm/legs to raise the blankets slightly, then lets gravity force the dirty air into the face of the unsuspecting bed partner. Unlike the Dutch oven, the blankets never get pulled over the head of said unsuspecting partner.

Jimmy blew a wicked smelly fart and then sent the coney island sea breeze into Marthas face.

by T-Bags 69 February 28, 2011

conan gray

the most wholesome and amazingly talented person on this planet, also the most gorgeous <3

WOW YOU GOT CONAN GRAY CONCERT TICKETS IM SO JEALOUS!!! HE SOOO GREAT

IKR!? IM SO EXCITED

by buggie <3 April 11, 2022

Conas tá tú

Is the Irish Gaelic(Gaelige)term for 'How are you?'or along the lines of that it is basically asking how someone is feeling. It is pronounced Kunus thaw thwo

''Dia dhuit,conas tá tú?''(Hello, how are you?)

''Tá mé go maith, go raibh mhaith agat''(I am(feeling)good, thank you)

by Danny Bhoy May 5, 2008

Conan O'Brien

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.

He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.

House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.

Announcer is Joel Godard.

Billy: Who's conan o'brien?
Me: a god.

by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003

conalingas

when someone tongue fucks the fuck outta someone's pussy ;) weather it is performed well or not :o

"he sometimes performed conalingas...not enough in my opinion" - Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo)

by jolizro January 24, 2012