If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

Colton by Skroof life November 26, 2021

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Did you see that man, he was Colton.

Colton by Anonymous9247 January 8, 2022

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A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

Colton by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022

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coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.

“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”

colton by kushi! February 4, 2022

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