by MOISTCREVICES August 07, 2017
The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.
by DA Big curly July 18, 2024
Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"
by ver.xital July 23, 2022
When you hide in the garlic fields until the workers come and you quickly jump out and throw your poop at them
by muskweet0 May 30, 2019
Getting cockroached involves a tall male intruding your personal space and aggressively stating his opinions while hovering over you with his meat in a close proximity to your face. It’s man spreading premium. This may be used as an intimidation tactic or a mating call. Watch out for the cockroachers, you never know who they’ll traumatize next!
Gavin said there’s only two political parties and now Cameron is cockroaching him! He climbed over the desks spider monkey style and his meat is all up in Gavins grill. Gavin’s opinions are no more.
by CameronTempleCockroachingKing March 01, 2023
To hide your presence, especially signing off from social media and then signing back in later, whenever you see someone you're trying to avoid.
by Jedi Jason September 24, 2022
Dr Cockroach (from Monsters VS Aliens) is basically the hottest cockroach you will ever see. He can dance, is smart and has a big dick. (Thats why he is a *cock*roach) He even has a British accent. We all know that British accents are hot, so in conclusion; Dr Cockroach is hands down the sexiest character in that film. And I don’t even like men😹
Have you seen Monsters VS Aliens?
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?
Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.
- yes I have, who’s your favourite character?
Dr Cockroach. He is so hot.
by Dr cockroach fan November 20, 2021