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squat cobbler

As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.
Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.
by BootyToSpare August 22, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure
"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016
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squat cobbler

A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.
Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.

Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
by Agggg33 September 3, 2016
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doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.
I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.
by peter james woods July 20, 2009
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squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...
by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016
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Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.
I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.
by MountainEar January 23, 2023
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bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity
Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL
by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009
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