Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs
by shineon January 31, 2008
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Clusterfuck

Guy 1: Dude! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together!

Guy 2: What a clusterfuck!
by Empire Ants March 4, 2011
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clusterfuck

one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.
"oh shit! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"
by erikwh August 18, 2004
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Clusterfuck

A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.
You bought me a clusterfuck
by 2tontone May 11, 2009
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clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.
by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008
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Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck
by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020
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