crapperskates

an expression of disgust. something has gone terribly wrong or not as expected.

Crapperskates, Johnny Tremain screwed his hand up.

by Robbercon March 7, 2007

Thunder clapper

When someone digs a hole and puts a plank of wood over it and shits in the hole.

Glenn: my boss did a thunder clapper today , it was a right mess.

Kayleigh: oh dear that's a shame

by Calvin287 May 9, 2018

Clippers Fan

A person that is very cocky, this person usually jocks other people to try to fit in. The reason the like the clippers is because Chris paul joined the team . And they still have hope even if they never pass second round of the playoffs.

Jaime- Yes the clippers are in the playoffs, yo going to watch them
Alex- For what they never do shit they make the playoffs but never pass second round
Jaime -Oh yeah
Alex - yeah dumbass you guys always hang banners of whack ass players over our championship banners in staples center damn Clippers Fan
Jaime- Alright just wait

by JOHN Reynolds May 1, 2015

clapper

A person claps 4 times at the beginning of a Friends episode.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!

by B-Ricky September 18, 2005

chappers

The supreme being over all things in existence, yes even KFC............ Has such a god damn sexy ass beard that everyone just has to fucking stroke that mother chuffers
chin. Also plays real life Call of Duty (friendly fire FTW) and hates Rick Rollers (Bastards). ;)

As he removed his gun that motherfuckers Toby Hect Jew slag stroked his beard and too this day still cant find his nuts.

superman: Damn i can grow a better beard than you

Chappers: shut the fuck up you bald chinned hobo *bitchslap*

Superman cries Chuck Norris pisses acid with tears of joy *if he even has emotions* shme most likely not :)

by HAHAHA i kill KFC October 7, 2009

Ass Clapper

Quite simply... a person... who claps ass's... with his face...a douche bag so to speak.

"Jimmy is an ass clapper, he claps ass's, with his face""So a Douche bag?""Yeah there you go".

by Jim Beemstalk December 29, 2008

Mexican Clapper

In the act of sex, when the women takes her breasts and claps the erect johnson, once johnson has been clapped the lil yogurt spitter is then grinded in the booty,after which the "juice" is applied to the hands of the women,and *clap*

-Jesus! she made a huge mess with my clapper
-Man! did you see ground zero? huge mexican clapper scene
-she got a bit in my eye after the mexican clapper took place

by Daren Wessicks June 11, 2006