Chilching

Using a straw as a toilet in the company of others

There was no toilet at the race track so I had to go “Chilching” in the corner

by SkibidiRizzler March 18, 2024

Chooning

sex

My wife and her coworker were chooning last night. I don't know what I'm going to do. They were chooning so hard I was mildly turned on even. I'm not a cuck though. I choon sometimes.

by Chooner6227 March 27, 2024

chiching

the act of chilling on a camping chair on your front porch OR going out

"I'm going out chiching tonight", "I spent the entire afternoon just chiching outside"

by ChicheurPro June 7, 2024

chookings

May refer to:
• a synonym for Christmas stockings
• delicious recipes

I cooked up the chook with a look that took the chooked brook cook to hang the chookings on the hook. So the chooked brook cook took the chookings and hooked them up near the unchooked book shelf full of chooked books.

by bluestinger66 July 10, 2024

Chooing

A form of "Soaking" that uses music instead of a third-party. The first ever documented case was with the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song (bass boosted) which is where the term derives from.

"We're you able to find someone that was willing to help you soak with Abi?"
"No. I ended up chooing"

by nichotroll November 20, 2024

Chooing

A form of "Soaking" that uses very loud music to shake the bed instead of a third-party. The first ever documented case used the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song (bass boosted) which is where the term derived from.

"Did you have sex with that girl?"

"No, she was Mormon so she wanted to soak to not break her religion."
"Oh. So you got someone to help you soak?"
"No, no one was willing to so I just ended up Chooing"

by nichotroll November 20, 2024

Choochie

A choochie (noun, slang): a unit of length equivalent to a Mars Bar, described as 4.73 inches (12.0 cm) .

Typically used in high-stakes golf tournaments, notably in Canberra, Australia (Southern Hemisphere).

“I misread that putt by at least a choochie, for fuck’s sake c**t.”

“That put has at least 3 choochies left in it.”

by licketystick January 30, 2026