Chintacle

chin·ta·cle, n.

Including, but not limited to unsightly facial hair growth in post-menopausal women. Named as such due to the hypnotically disturbing and tentacle/serpentine manner the whiskers protrude from the face.

May also be applied to young men who, while attempting to grow out their facial hair, allow isolated and unsightly whiskers to develop into disturbing albeit not as surprising tentacle/serpentine growths. Failure to attend to the rogue whiskers may result in becoming a permavirgin

1. Dude, your grandmother may be the nicest lady on this planet, but I get freaked out by those chintacles that she has going on out there. Can't she just pluck them out?

2. That crazy cat lady better watch out: Perseus may be after her - what with those chintacles, and all.

3. Dude, I respect the side burns and don't mind the 'stache you're growing there, but damn - kill the chintacles, please! They're making you a permavirgin, and threatening to strangle small animals.

by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

Chonty

Can mean anything, use it to obscure meanings.

That girl is bareee chonty!

by snoochyboochy October 18, 2010

chonga

female, has a reputation of an easy slut; usually latin; hoe.

After Ricky was dumped he couldn't get any play, so he went for that chonga, Amanda.

by haha! i tld you so! July 6, 2004

chotagravel

Peices of poo that stick to the hair on the skin between the vagina or balls and ones butt hole. Also known as "dingle berries"

Damn! You need to clean the chotagravel off before I go down on you.

by CX3 April 8, 2008

Chintard

Jay Leno.

Man, isn't Jay Leno a big huge chintard? Yeah. He is.

by SparkleVomit October 18, 2010

chongalicioius

The only appropriate word one can use to describe the flavor of my magnificent cock.

Mm ye bby ur hard boner tasting so chongalicioiussss

by davestriderexists May 29, 2015

chantasja

Someone who loves french fries 🍟

Chantasja loves fries!!

by Tasja Silva December 19, 2016