Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."

by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012

Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.

Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...

by Big smexy 83 April 21, 2021

Chinese Tom

A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...

Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.

by word.org January 29, 2021

Chinese Threesome

The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.

Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "

Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."

by Roger Peenrose February 27, 2021

chinese stack

The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.

Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!

by Soaking Towel March 21, 2017

chinese orgy

A room full of people eating rice.

We walked into a chinese orgy the other day.

by Olherd November 3, 2019

Chinese Factory

Were They Have Little People Called Children To Make Ipads and Iphones

Im Like santa i have a Chinese Factory in china with little People Called Children

by NINJAISKINDACUTE October 16, 2019