Chinese Threesome

The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.

Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "

Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."

by Roger Peenrose February 27, 2021

chinese stack

The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.

Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!

by Soaking Towel March 21, 2017

Chinese Spareribs

1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.

Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!

by Viper...Mr Viper to you!! December 12, 2011

chinese orgy

A room full of people eating rice.

We walked into a chinese orgy the other day.

by Olherd November 3, 2019

Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.

Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...

by Big smexy 83 April 21, 2021

talking chinese

When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.

"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.

"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"

by Jaylen Rain January 8, 2019

Fake Chinese

A Chinese who didn't/doesn't wear open butt pants.

"Hey bro look at that fake Chinese, we cant even see his ass crack!"

by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019