A reference to music audiences in Chicago, Illinois who are primarily comprised of 18-25 year-old hipsters whose glassy-eyed apathy seemingly contradicts their voluntary financial investment for ticket prices (usually paid for by their parents). Reports of "Electrifying" and "Dull" performances alike from these audience members are uttered from identical, expressionless faces.
In no other U.S. city do so many under-appreciated, self-published music critics gather for the communal enjoyment of music as they do in The Windy City, where they may collectively tranquilize entertainers with The Chicago Stare.
by Phil-z January 16, 2011
Get the Chicago Staremug. You grab onto your sex partner, stick it in the back door and just sit there like your on union pay.
Last night I didn't have any energy but she wanted to be kinky so I gave her the Chicago Plumber and went to bed.
by BO HARRIS January 8, 2023
Get the Chicago Plumbermug. This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
by Djaylovessteven March 20, 2014
Get the Chicago Kooziemug. to make multiple number of votes in an election or poll - like they used to (and probably still do) do in Chicago.
_@_v - you can bet i'll be chicago voting thumbs up a million times once this definition is posted...
by She-Snailie _@_v October 1, 2004
Get the chicago votemug. a suburb of chicago that used to be run by the mob and be a pretty nice place to be. Now its over run with section 8 and is shitty as hell.
by lesscan March 9, 2009
Get the Chicago Heightsmug. Legendary one man zombie killing army. Sightings of him are uncommon as his looks can kill. To go 'Chicago Ted' means to become a unstoppable death dealer to the undead.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
There was like one hundred and eleventy zombies running at me and I just went all 'Chicago Ted' and killed them all
by B0omsling March 31, 2009
Get the Chicago Tedmug. by xxspoomxx April 20, 2009
Get the chicago breadmug.