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but i'm a cheerleader 

1. a great movie with some chick and Clea DeVull, about going to a gay-brainwashing camp to turn you straight and how these two say fuck it and get it on with each other.
2. a cheerleader/sorority sister who'll refuse to be labelled as bisexual or a lesbian but still insists on fucking a girl every nite.
1. Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
2. your roomate who'll refuse the fact that she likes you more than she'll ever admit cause she's a chicken shit
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I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! 

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

lightskin cheerleader 

A lightskin cheerleader is just a hater they hate because they have nothing better to do true incels
Person 1: Who eat baked potato chips? You weird

Person 2: Quit being a lightskin cheerleader

Lonely Cheerleader Syndrome 

When a girl seems to hard to get and all the boys don't ask her out afraid of being shot down and thinking someone has already asked her and she has plans, but too many people think that way so no boy asks her out and she doesn't ever have plans. She is like the apple on top of the tree no one tries because they think everyone will try but in reality no one will if they all think like that.
Person 1:"Sophia doesn't have a date for prom yet?"
Person 2:"Not as many boys ask her out as you would think."
Person 1:"Oh now i get it! She totally has lonely cheerleader syndrome"

COVID cheerleader 

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
COVID cheerleader by $lapaho March 3, 2021

The Cheerleader Effect 

When a group of girls are seemingly hot. But when a closer look is made, each individual is terribly ugly.
Man: Dude I'm going to go pick up one of those chicks.
Dude: No don't it's the cheerleader effect, they are all sick.

male cheerleader 

A male that joins the cheerleading squad and helps greatly with stunting and jumps, however chickens out on most dances and cheers. Also way sexier than any other man, especially as seen by team mates.
Mamaloosha! That is one fine male cheerleader... he could base me anyday.(If ya know what I mean)
male cheerleader by Bernzy February 9, 2005