Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.
by REDxIV January 16, 2011
Get the Mississippi Chardonnay mug.A Weird looking man that usually smells like shit. He usually has weird doo doo marks on his neck.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.
by goose1111 April 3, 2009
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Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.
by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013
Get the Chardonnay whore mug.To 'Chard' something is to twist events so that an unwitting party will comply with your demands. Using white lies and incorrect facts to lure young people into sexual deeds.
Often associated with dirty old men.
Often associated with dirty old men.
"So how did you get her to go down on you, you lucky old git?"
"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"
"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"
by Stinkyminky December 4, 2012
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by Mr.G - BTN October 14, 2008
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by funkfarmer December 27, 2010
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