Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Charlie Chaplined

To be exiled from the country you are a citizen of while in route to visit another country.

Fuck man, I just got Charlie Chaplined. Fuck that country, this country is better than that one.

by BIGANDY41 July 6, 2016

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017

meat chalice

A vagina or a clotoris filled to the brim with sweet sweet male nectar

The women’s meat chalice was quite moist

by LucrativeButters December 22, 2017

Orgy Chalice

When the participants of an orgy all climax into a chalice (a cup will do) and pass it around and take a sip.

What’s that? Oh! No soda for me. I just had some orgy chalice.

by What’sThat?ATastySnack November 21, 2020

Kings chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a used condom

" Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?"

" Sure did bro, she drank out of the Kings chalice"

by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021

Batter Chalice

n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster

Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas

by Tominator July 6, 2022