Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

Leaky Ceiling

When a woman is hitting climax with no stimulation other than visual. So she then tries closing the flaps to reduce the outtake. It then drops and dribbles out, becoming a "leaky ceiling"

"Oh shit, not again" "But he's so fit" "I should try close it up" "Oh no its going all over!" "It's like a leaky ceiling!"

by HairyGooch March 9, 2020

Flaws & Ceilings

1) Frank Hamiltons song flaws and ceilings is a metaphor. The metaphor is that love is a house that two people must build together. But first to build a house there cannot be any walls, metaphorical walls that is.

2) Flaws are a major put in life. Think of a house. A house has floors a house has ceilings. But we're not talking about floors in this particular metaphor. We talk about flaws. And if your house has more flaws than ceilings its gonna get rained on. An equal amount is perfect. Ceilings are highs and flaws are lows.

'We can't build our walls, unless you knock down yours' - Frank Hamilton Flaws & Ceilings

by Flaws&Ceilings March 21, 2022

holy ghost in my ceiling

When your cat looks at your ceiling randomly and starts howling demonic chants by opening and closing its mouth.

I was typing an essay , and my cat started started staring at the ceiling. Clearly, there was a holy ghost in my ceiling.

by Churrasco December 1, 2015

burning on the ceiling

What happens when some idiot makes a deal with a demon, and you love someone who died

When I went back to visit the Winchesters, I found Mary burning on the ceiling

by Xaranda February 16, 2017

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.

I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off

by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018