Cat

A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.

Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!

Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?

Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

Cat

Something that can both clean itself and doesn't yell at you for no reason, It can also walk on anything.

Poseidon -"Hey is that a cat?"
Zeus-"I dont know..."
Poseidon"Probaly"

by The dmauri kid October 15, 2017

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

by Popechancey June 8, 2019

Cat

Cats are known as mammals and some cats are crazy

I saw a cat

by Meerkatplayz July 28, 2016

Cat

A cat is a very lazy animal that's mostly always grumpy. A cat is an adorable creature some times, because if you make a cat angry you won't want to be near it.😺

A cat is lazy, fluffy some times, angry, and adorable.😸😻

by Sonia✔ May 11, 2016

Cat

A dog.

oOOOOooOOh! An alley Cat.

by julianisnotgay September 19, 2019

Cat

A spy weapon that shoots lasers

My cat is cool

by Colorx bleach June 14, 2017