to jerk off sitting indian style with your non-dominate hand a very popular practice in leavenworth/lansing KS
by D-STAR March 30, 2007
A person who is very bad at video games and just life in general. This person usually has weird fetishes for games with elves in them.
"Dude I'm carsoning so bad"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"
by teh_ownerer June 20, 2006
the act of scratching your ass or junk in public and trying to make it not obvious when it totally is. most often done in a "casual way" when everyone happens to be looking.
by Poke me. April 3, 2011
a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league
by Lifelifelife May 25, 2015
One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.
Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson
by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017
carson is a term used to describe a guy with no life. he spends all of his time jerking off because he will never get a girl. his eyebrows were inspired by a catapillar.
by carsona May 20, 2016
by Kaleighsid December 30, 2016