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Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
by Marmite332 November 25, 2022
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carrot and the stick

A way to describe enticement or promised rewards without satisfaction as a way to get to some useful point or solution.

Derived from the use of a carrot on string supported by a stick tied to the neck which is hanging a few inches in front of horse, donkey or mule. This is a way to entice the animal forward. The animal never actually gets to eat the carrot.

Implies that the animal, person or country is not too smart and ruled by base instincts or political expediency.

Often used incorrectly to describe enticement (the carrot) from the front and threats from the rear (the stick, for beating). Usually in a political context
Correct usage but less commonly seen in the media.

The USA is using the carrot and stick approach to nuclear disarmament with North Korea, promising food, fuel and trade in exchange for closing down the nuclear weapons plants. The North Koreans have complied but the USA has not delivered the promised goods.

Incorrect usage but quite common in the media.

Obama is using the carrot and the stick approach with Israel, promising them new F-14 aircraft if they sit down at the table with the Palestinians and discuss a two state solution to the conflict and threatening them with a cut off of military aid if they do not negotiate in good faith.
by icemaniceman2222 June 2, 2009
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baby carrot

a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis
He has a baby carrot.
or
What did Baby carrot say?
by KellyAnn August 29, 2006
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carrot top

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.
by KRHimself October 24, 2004
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Carrot Farmer

A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.
Dude, she sucked at giving HJ's, she was a total carrot farmer.
by Ryan Beacher October 9, 2008
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carrot anal

this is the gay masturbation technique "carrot anal".

This involves the insertion of the carrot into a male's anal cavity to massage the prostate, some consider this to be the males G-spot .
This was a technique founded by Dr.J Wilson. of teeside university who was proud to publish his inventon
as a group of large men walked into the bedroom they were intrigued to fined one of his peers with a carrot in his arsehole, they called it carrot anal :0
by AME PUSSY DESTROYER November 8, 2013
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carrot crotch

a red haired person. Refers to the person's red pubes.
by Jim Quinlan January 15, 2007
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