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Radioactive Carp

Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.

You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”
by daniellaZee November 25, 2019
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carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.
Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.
by PancakesRule September 1, 2019
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Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.
by Clar February 20, 2017
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carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
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Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.
"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".
by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018
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Carpe Dieming

Keep ‘Carpe Dieming’ with 20% Repeat Deposit Bonus up to ₹2020.
by writerbylife December 4, 2019
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carpe diememe

Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.

Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe
by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019
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