Callum Hilton

The Norse God

AHWWHWHWHWHH YES UWU, Callum hilton

by mommy? sorry, mommy? February 15, 2019

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

Calum Maun

Calum Maun is a sandal sucking, flip flop fricking, armpit licking, nose picking, hamster hitting who is very annoying and shows his toes off

wow he’s such a calum Maun he is so annoying

by mel (a true legend) November 9, 2019

Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.

Ew it's CALLUM WATTS!!

by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019

Callum Wollis

Callum Wollis is a strong male. If u are referred to as a Callum Wollis, you should be blessed

Me :Your Such a Callum Wollis

You : Thx

by Lava21 December 18, 2019

Calum

Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces

Calum: Ewwww its McDonald's

by TheMilkMan8000 February 8, 2020

Calcium Juice

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'

Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*

by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020