Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

Calus

A posh fat being.

Oh my god shut up you calus.

by JRSting March 9, 2024

Calum clennell

Very nice man

Was in the guardian news paper

mmm calum clennell

by anonymous April 5, 2024

Calululater

Also known as calculator. Used by maths haters.

"Hey guys, who stole my calululater"

by iss Papiki the mf April 21, 2024

Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters

Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”

by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025

Calujja

A person who is lacking basic thinking power.
or,
A way of cheer.

1) Massimo is such a calujja!
2)Calujja!

by EpicDude! June 23, 2025