customality

An extremely handsome man.

You're such Customality.

by customality May 4, 2017

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense

"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."

by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017

urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.

"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"

by YungStacks February 18, 2017

custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.

That's a nice custom pepe you have there!

by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score

-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)

by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020