Olive Crayon

An awkward and social outcast. Typically the loner in school.

That one kid that nobody likes.
Although this does have some positive aspects, one being the fact that Olive Crayons dont get used much.

The Olive Crayon doesn't really like to make conact.

by maximillious93 February 5, 2010

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

The Dirty Crayon

When you do a girl in the ass then pull out with some shit on your dick. You then proceed to use your dick like a crayon and draw a fun picture on her back.

"My girl loves it when I give her the dirty crayon."

by Felix Maloy January 12, 2009

brown crayon

after to men have dirty anal sex and the ones dick is covered in shit

'erin and g went in the hezze fo da night and one o them came out with a brown crayon'

by Kailey April 21, 2003

Poo Crayon

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.

Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009

Operation Crayon Storm

An uber secret government project employed by the municipality of Big Nigs. The program is used as a nuclear deterrent used to defend the Municipality from foreign oil mongers and utilizes advanced 'crayon batteries', which hurl volleys of multi coloured death towards invaders. Alternatively: It is slang for colouring kits issued to U.N. soldiers on R & R in the Middle East.

Soldier 1: "Hey man, I got this wicked colour-by-numbers from home. But I just don't have the correct government issue way to colour it."
Soldier 2: "Dude, just use your Operation Crayon Storm colouring kit."
Soldier 1: "Choice mate, choice."

by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 6, 2011

Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022