a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt
by tickle me funny March 22, 2010
Get the cottage cheese pancake buttmug. a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
Get the Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheesemug. by big shaft October 23, 2019
Get the penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)mug. 
Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshotmug. 1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
Get the cottage dweefmug. A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.
We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.
If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.
No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.
No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021
Get the Cottage Cheesemug.