by Laurab28 October 31, 2019
Get the pant conemug. When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
Get the Golden Conemug. by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016
Get the throat conesmug. Summertime/holiday/weekend tourists passing the time by strolling up and down the street, window shopping, etc. while eating ice cream.
by CTap March 15, 2012
Get the Cone Lickersmug. by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022
Get the Compost Conemug. An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.
Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020
Get the Cone Manmug. The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
Get the cone fartsmug.