Hoe Cone

1. A Guy who you look at and automatically think "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!"

2. A Person who happens to ALWAYS be texting, and when you Text them, they never reply.

3. A Basic Bitch

1. Loook At That guy, he looks like a hoe cone!!

2. Andy - " I Texted her yesterday but she didn't reply"

Lucas - " I saw her texting in class"

Andy - "What a Hoe Cone!!"

3. Look At the people at this party, they are all Hoe Cones.

by CrystalAyye69 April 15, 2010

Cone Lickers

Summertime/holiday/weekend tourists passing the time by strolling up and down the street, window shopping, etc. while eating ice cream.

This town will be filled with CONE LICKERS come fourth of July weekend.

by CTap February 08, 2012

ghost cone

When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.

"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".

by 420lol April 04, 2020

jam cones

n. Very nice female breasts boobs,

Hey girl let me sweat up on your jam cones.
-or-
Hey girl lemme see dem jam cones.

by drunkskipy February 28, 2005

cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.

Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"

by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010

Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.

Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.

by MelonWorm November 17, 2013

Cone Man

An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.

Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"

Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)

by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020