A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
Get the Mongolian Clusterfuckmug. A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
by shineon January 31, 2008
Get the mongolian clusterfuckmug. by Empire Ants March 4, 2011
Get the Clusterfuckmug. one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.
by erikwh August 18, 2004
Get the clusterfuckmug. A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.
You bought me a clusterfuck
by 2tontone May 11, 2009
Get the Clusterfuckmug. When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.
The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008
Get the clusterfuckmug. When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013
Get the a calamity of a clusterfuckmug.