Chris

a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.

"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"

by Nik55 January 07, 2009

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Someone that you love with all your heart but gives you the most rancid case of diarrhea at the same time. Great in bed and the mere thought of him or hearing his voice will have you sitting in puddles.

Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part.

Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move.

Will not reveal his true emotions to you (his defense mechanism)...he can love you to death but will push you away (even if he has no valid reason or right) before he lets you get too close.

Damn, you saw Chris??? I already know...

by MissCiCi November 26, 2010

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SO FUCKING GAY LIKES BOYS AND LICKING THEIR BALLS

Sam: CHRIS IS SO GAY

by YEETER YEETINGSON September 05, 2019

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he will tell u he loves u and mean everything. however he is also telling other girls this. he can be very loving but it is always to more than one person. do not fall for a chris he will fuck ur life over. he is worse than someone w their name beginning w a J x

chris: i love you so much and i am mad about u

also chris: *sends that to 10 other girls*

by sensitive hoe December 27, 2019

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