Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

by MissBlob May 10, 2021

chap-dick

the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.

Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick

Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick

by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011

Get chapped

Get chapped meaning to be trolled or let down by a friend.

Paul, "Hey guys can someone pick me up tomorrow"
Conor, "sure friend"
Doesn't pick his friend up and leaves him waiting.

Conor then texts Paul knowing well that he was never going to pick him up and leaves him a text message saying, "get chapped... Cunt. Lol"

by Ginkel June 15, 2022

Chaps with cracks

The background is me n my mate.
A male with a pussy and he could have female reproductive organs.

person 1 "your a nob"
person 2 "well your dads/mum is a chap wid a crack"

by Ben n brook December 11, 2004

chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood

look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye

by Chris K March 12, 2004

Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010

Big Chap

A killer hermit crab with a skull for a shell, some legends say it could take down ships... Oh you think I'm talking about like a pirate ship? No! I'm talking this boi was one of the few who came to their senses and killed any stupid ships people made! Duh!

"If you keep shipping Patrick and SpongeBob Big Chap will come for your ass!"

by TheLaughingRaptor June 28, 2018