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Liquid Daycare Center

Another term for a mans ejaculate and or semen.
Honey if you keep sucking like that I’m going to deliver a liquid daycare center in your mouth
by Gummy bear sex May 29, 2019
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America is centered around

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.
by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022
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Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.
"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009
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censorship

censorship is @#%!#
I'm sure urbandictionary doesn't support censorship, that would be #!@$%...
by cxnnor May 17, 2009
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two-cent gutter slut

This is a girlfriend who goes around and sleeps with all of your friends.
Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut
by Jojoba Loofah Milktowel June 27, 2008
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censorship

1.the worst thing ever invented
2.blocking out "bad words" although the show might me MA anyway and shown at like 11
1. dude, i was watching music videos and they took like 20 words out
2. south park (classic example of over censorship)
by dude-im-cool-43 July 9, 2010
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centari

The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads
Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari
by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017
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