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I wash de car

Something that people say on Dhar Mann lifestream chats.
RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car
by anonymous December 15, 2021
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Wash The Car

Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.
Well, Time to wash the car.
by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018
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car washing

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.
Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.
by Stolotski February 1, 2012
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car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.
Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.
by jeffool January 18, 2005
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Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 8, 2020
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Car washing

1. The act of putting your face in between the breast of two large breasted women as they hug, wiggle, and shimmy!
2. The act of having four boobies slapping against your face like the brushes spinning in a car wash!
1) As Lora and Sarah began hugging, Joe inserted his head in between the twos large breast woman for a car washing!
2) When Jim Bob wanted to go motor boat during the threesome, he decided that four boobs are better than one, so he went car washing!
by Tuna3000 April 12, 2020
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Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.
I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.
by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014
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