Quinten the butler

A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.

Thee story of the butler named Quinten.

Friend: Hey Quinten, How are you?
Quinten the butler: HeY qUinTeN, hOw ArE yOu?

by Magical Oreo July 25, 2017

Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.

George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch

by BF-TMG April 20, 2006

Fudge Butler

The act of placing your anal deposits on a silver tray and serving it to your partner (normaly while still warm).

That skat bitch loved it when i performed my hot, fresh, fudge butler.

by MarcusB September 3, 2005

Backdoor Butler

1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.

2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)

see ass pirate

Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Gary Busied

Drunk to the point where one can only speak in unintelligle mumbles, loses control of bodily functions and possibly tries to fight best friend after mistaking them for a gremlin. This behaviour usually results in waking up in jail with little to no memory of the previous night.

Hogan* was so Gary Busied last night I couldn't understand a word he said. He kept saying something about lunar goggles and gremlins, then he tried to fight Carlos*, and somehow, from his backyard, ended up in the drunk tank.

by Lucy Lawless April 23, 2007

bangalore monkey butler

an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.

A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.

by rardcore April 30, 2010

Rusty Butler

The act of one sticking their thumb in another's buthole, and then "serving" them their own feces by placing the dirty thumb directly into their mouth. In order to make this "rusty", one may not use lube to help the process.

for added excitement try the "reverse rusty butler": have the person do a headstand so that the thumb is inserted as a "thumbs down".

"After all-you-can-eat tacos, things got hot and heavy off the tequila and I gave her a mad Rusty Butler."

"After yoga class Erin was showing off her new headstand pose when Chris decided to surprise her and slip her the reverse Rusty Butler."

by Frito10 May 10, 2010