The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

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sydney burke

She is amazing. And hot as fuck.

Person 1: holy shit look at that girl

Person 2: that's Sydney Burke 🤤🤤🤤

by Adidas.1983 June 26, 2017

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Get Burked

Getting urinated on then fucked anally

Yeah bitch, get burked

by Papa693 February 28, 2024

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Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

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Joseph Burke

Joseph Burke is the world's smartest person, he is super kind, so cool, kinda a nerd, and super craked at arsenal. Joseph is totally a nerd and so funny that ur head will explode. Also ur MOM

guy 1: Man that kid soooooo cool
guy 2 : omg he must be the, Joseph Burke

by Lonnytuns November 15, 2021

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