A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020
Get the Turd Burglarmug. A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
The turd burglar has struck again
by Turglar December 6, 2020
Get the Turd burglarmug. Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
by MudJones November 26, 2013
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022
Get the Snatch Burglarmug. 1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he
always wears different clothes.
Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?
Definition 2
Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.
Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
Get the shirt burglarmug. by justinjacob October 23, 2008
Get the crooked burglarmug. by VerlinHays January 6, 2017
Get the Turd Burglarmug.