bullshitology

the study of bullshitting

the class where one studies bullshit

a joke played on people who study lies.

i'm going to major in bullshitology when i get older

what do you call the study of lies?
what?
bullshitology

by morphittodaman January 21, 2008

All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

by dnptyf November 13, 2016

Hipster Bullshit

Whatever music popular bands such as fun. make. That. Right there. Is mainstream hipster bullshit.

A Dose of Buckley pronounced fun.'s single, "We Are Young," as hipster bullshit on his video Worst Songs of 2012. The iconic term "hipster bullshit" came from him.

by The Pizza Delivery Girl February 5, 2013

Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level

“This is number one bullshit!”

by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021

Bullshitize

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.

Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!

by MysterySteve September 27, 2011

Bullshitable

Something that is able to be completed using bullshit.

That assignment was so bullshitable. I just faked a bunch of analysis and I got an A.

by Bouj November 22, 2011